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Saturday 02 March 2013

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You know how a drunk girl might decide it’s a good idea to call her ex–boyfriend and beg him to get back together?

That’s pretty much what just happened to me, except it was IM instead of a phone call, and she asked me to fix her mail server.

It’s really no wonder I used to love her so much.

Thursday 14 February 2013

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Power is red
Wisdom is blue
If you got the reference
Will you be my Valentine?

Friday 01 February 2013

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Most of my friends are pretty weird. And I wouldn’t have them any other way.

Sunday 20 January 2013

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Not eating meat? That’s the easy part of being a vegetarian. Finding nice shoes that don’t contain leather, now that’s a challenge.

Wednesday 28 November 2012

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I fell in love with your voice the very moment you started talking. Please promise me you’re never, ever going to call again.